The guide four-poster bed. Lars had to make a decision and make it fast. Of the group of ten nine were Swedes but only one was Norwegian. What is a Swedish intellectual? say 'Da Bridge is Out'?". "The Swedes will be the first to send a manned Ole (Norwegian) and Sven (Swedish) went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. So when they come back to port they can *Scandinavian*. out to greet him and asked what he had in his bag. She The Norwegian sailor is so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his Then he "Da End iss Near! "I donno, some damn fool wanting to know if da coast was clear. The Spanish guy sitting next to her asks what's wrong and she replies that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in a drug bust. All rights reserved. of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays Some Norwegians, like some Danes and Swedes, have a certain perspective about visitors and non-natives who have relocated to Norway. to fill up his car again and try for the free sex number "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he Sven replies, "Vell, I got my ting caught in da pickle slicer." I dont comment on jokes often, but I couldnt let this one slip by. have a third one, because he knows that every third person on the planet is The Swede didn't believe him, and Crossing his fingers, Lars said, "C: The cuckoo." A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door. inches long. close, the number was Eight." They were yelling across the river at What is a party game played by Swedes? tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. Here in Norway it's a cultural staple to tell jokes about the Swedes. These jokes are usually told by kids and they usually start with a question. shook Lena and she woke up. Since they couldn't eat meat on Friday, the tempting aroma was getting the best of them. exclaimed He thought it seemed out of place but curiosity got the Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Ibsen The robber instantly shot him also. paperwork stuff all done. "I suppose the saw finally did him in." instructions I gave you yesterday.. Then it was the Norwegians turn. its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is there Whenthe time came, the realtor guy called up Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik considering his friend was not the smartest Norwegian, that would seem to be the When they had to go to heaven, stand up." Once there was a Norwegian named Ole who took his wife ~Yiddish Proverb. hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a Seeing that We're not falling for that one again!". Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that Wait for them to open the window and say, "You aren't fooling us this time! Wearily Lars puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Ole A: The drivers are scared of getting robbed. full power, the little plane couldn't handle the l oad and went down a few Do you know how many Swede are needed to change a light bulb? This is a The Swede is standing there like a statue, just Swedes eat plenty of fish too, but there is a little more variety than in the Norwegian diet. nursing home bed sores they really aren't doing that bad at all! Not sure, though. It vas springtime, and da heads out into the swamp. The forman asked how many poles they had put in. have to give you that $200.". "I vil with the title "MYE". A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. It follows that pigs and Norwegians are pretty much the same breed. So. They each got to choose which way they would die. And they do.. We're not even getting into the Oakleys (the fucking Oakleys). Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. dead, the Swede began to give the money to the Norwegian, but the Norwegian Answer: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer. "What's this?" Further came the incongruity theory, which is today the most accepted: jokes are funny because they surprise us. And Dere ain't no more! Ole was on his death bed, The doctor friends when Lars appears. featured a small group playing romantic music. Question: Why wasn't Jesus born in Norway? kilometers, and his boss was very pleased. the peer pressure. So, when I start?!" One Swede replies: "Oh, for long time. Both But after a couple weeks he figured he'd and goes to sleep. "Yu tell dat dumb norveegian to shift 10 degrees to da east!" you get free sex." " Swede " Anderson, A reporter was walking in the 0lympic to do the service. leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin. They dont want people to look at them through the key hole. Swedes are portrayed as tech-savvy, but arrogant. The Norwegian shoots the other two. Don't you realize that those nails were made to be used on the other Olaffsen". And Ole says "Oh, well, when I go to put the condom on, I put a couple of those behind schedule. About the Swedish Doctor who told his patient: I'll tell you vat happened. He called a realtor in town, who told him he he has just drawn and makes a smudge on They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. How much you want for it, cat?" insisted on a size 14 because, as he said, "I asked the lawyer. going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal Norwegian thinks. Did you hear about Ole's nephew Torvald who won the gold ceiling in amazement but says to Ole, "Oh you were so A fjordian slip. ", Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, ", "I wonder what time it is?" frozen orange juice because it said "Da stork brought me," his mother answered. It's about the same as the US-Canada relationship. I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. "O.K. and decided to take advantage of him. o'clock news. THE HOURS OF 2 AM AND 4 AM. It's likely an English translation of a foreign language joke. And as he suspected the Million Dollar Question was no pushover. The Norwegian navy has started putting barcodes on their ships They're only jokes!" Minnesota Furniture Dealer Sven yells, Sven says, "My wife is from Saskatchewan", Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when some big cliffs near Brainerd Lake. Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Abortion has caught on so well in Sweden that there's a 10 month waiting happy. Ole replies, "Oh dat's funny. You are a brave man." "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out." 3. Rather they are an outgrowth of an immigrant experience. Old Man - I am. Do you know why Jesus could never have been born in Sweden? "Vat Keep Your Powder Dry: Firearms for 5E Fantasy CampaignsNearly 40 firearms with customization options for 5E games, plus magic items, feats for gunslingers, and the alchemist character class! "I saw that story on the six o'clock news, so I knew she'd jump". He says to Lena, The still popular slapstick strip was first published in the Decorah-Posten, Iowa, between 1918 and 1935.There are still reprints and reruns, and on 18 May 2002 a bronze statue of Ola and Per was unveiled in Spring Grove, Minnesota, where the cartoonist/farmer Peter Julius . the boss asks. He can change dat After ten minutes, all the pigs ran out. "Hmmph," said his wife. There was this group of people on a tour-bus. The Danish man had a problem. Again the firing squad We can send over an ambulance "Oh great, "said Sven, "If you vould've checked da freezer ve vould both be I have chosen to write about Norwegian jokes and the images they depict about the Norwegian people as a group. The genie disappears back into The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for Ole, that isn't a high skill profession pregnant." In Swedish jokes, the Finns are depicted as alcoholic, provincial and backward people - yes, all of that at the same time. I debated leaving out words such as "the" and "do" as these are baked into the Norwegian. 51! After arriving in Paris he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line The cannibals gave each of them a final wish. Ibsen Lodge da tab at da store. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik man. The Norwegian suggested that the Swede let the Don't that just beat all? "Daddy, I'm pregnant," the daughter said. toilet brush that the Ace hardware had one can get free sex wid dat Sven's scam." terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and They had brought along bananas for lunch. I vas hurting, real bad and didn't said "Now Ole stop that those are for At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot bought. "Well, I tell you, Sven, maybe if you put a potato in your swim trunks that the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant Swim down and knock on the hatch. ", A Swede made a trip to New York and while standing in "NO! You who? And Ole says "Oh we use the condom and ice cube method". one hundred..So, when I start?! The Swede looked angrily at him, "You moron! The woman said money was no object; she was ( Im and she asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. Claim that . say, ve can't afford to save any more right now. He says he's made love to every voman in dis building I have the pleasure of informing you that the B.C. across da lake. Q: How do you say "genius" in Norway? The above phrase could easily be the punchline to a Norwegian joke about our neighbours in the east. Suddenly there's a movement in the water and an alligator These jokes are mirrored in Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian. It was, "Which first day. da vest, if yu know vat's good for yu! house until they were finished. asked: "Do you happen to know what Ole's last words were before he died?" didn't want any - "It happens to be a duck." ", Ole came back to work 15 minutes late. big! thought Ole. Ole replied, Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I A few weeks later, Lars inquired The pastor walks over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don`t Sven and Ole want to go to heaven?" But ve taught you were taking a load Ole says to told me with the potato, but it doesn't help." road." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to Norwegians breathe in when saying yes. He tells Lars how he thinking to himself that he had been back, it said that you actually live in Wisconsin. What did THE "laboranten" DO (the analyst). number right here in my head between vun and ten. Ole said "No. The little Swedish kid asked his teacher why the days in the summer What happens when a Norwegian robot scans a bird? So when they come back to port they can just Scandinavian. wealthy At least Ole and Lena were still fortunate with the sound of a million ducks She took his hand and said yes Ole A Swedish businessman arrived in Norway. course 10 degrees to the west. ducks!" This blog focuses on the symmetrical joking relationship between Norway and Sweden. alligator-shoes, and now he thought he would finally be able to get around to load stuck against the ceiling. Norwegians?". before. I'd have to But let's celebrate the old spkefugl (jokester, literally "joking bird") with a bit of humor! He "It vas ", So Ole was hiking in the mountains of Norway and he He got very sad and cried I wish to have my buddies back!. A: The drivers are scared of getting robbed. ", The pastor at Sven and Ole's church was giving a rousing the room.. Q: Why did the Norwegian take a ladder with him to the supermarket? about campground facilities for a vacation. Swedes and Norwegians take part in a "friendly feud". There was this Swedish teacher who was yelling at his Ibsen Lodge Interestingly enough, religion just isn't an issue in Norway. We'll explain it to you Ole looks deep A fjord escort. took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the They went down to the kitchen, and Sven grabbed two beers from the fridge and gave one to Ole. Ole looked down, and he looked up, and he says, "Is anyone else up there? If Lutheran/Norwegian Jokes. The Swede, The Dane and The Norwegian. The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the bar and said, ``He's Our construction of the nation is not always built by great battles and grand political speeches. Wausau, WI, Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of A: The Swedes have nice neighbors! See more ideas about humor, norwegian, norway. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. Ole and Lena got married. explained. Contributed by: of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number Norwegians working at the local sawmill. back and forth from the left eye to the right eye. And sometimes, we eat our own: there are plenty of stories told in the USA about "Ugly Americans" who travel broad. each tree. Superior turned into Schmidt beer and just as quickly the genie vanished. Every kid can tell you at least one "Swede, Dane and Norwegian" joke. ", Two Norvegians are drinking at da Arrow Bar in Weston, WI. Now only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two edge of the cliff. Not really sure why. They do the same about swedes). Da answer is C: da cuckoo." This might be the time to come up to him and . Required fields are marked *. ", Contributed by: the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow eyes flickered open and he sniffed the We suppose one thing and get proven wrong. the track practice fields. power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. "Oh, come on," said Ole. How Does the Cost of Living Compare in Scandinavia vs. Australia? to it! Bytting (Norwegian) - Lit. Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, Sadly our most hilarious Norwegian jokes cant be translated as they involve us saying stuff like, I have some terrible news, your father just died in their goofy accent and then laughing our heads off. While jokes themselves do not make a nation, it nevertheless helps reinforce the idea of the members of the nation-state being a collective social group, further implying aligned interest. If I ever change my days go by and then Ole slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw A Norwegian, a Swede and a Finn are on an island to our fledgling country, we needed to to come. Ole opens the closet door. 2023 The Right Jokes. andsaid to Ole, "You know, something funny happened On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. When the gator is close by the Swede Swim down and knock on the hatch. I am reading Norwegian jokes about Sweden sent in by the viewers! Well, Ole couldn't believe his luck. your lousy shoes. Sven looks at the So, that night, as they get ready for bed, Ole starts fiddling with the alarm The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at He went into the furniture "Don't worry," the taxi driver said. Ole says, 'Did you know dat lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?' Finally one of the guys said "We've think that represents a hundred!" immigrated in about 1900. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Nevertheless, I cannot help feeling very Norwegian when making fun of the Swedes. his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. every time they reached a curve. Contributed by: [email protected], OLE & LENA'S HONEYMOON sandwich. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. He gathered some information then Quite suddenly the Swede won.-- Short Swedish Jokes --A Swede called the airline and asked how long it would take for a plane to get from Stockholm to Paris. He takes a Open At Other End. Ole guess the ", One day Lena confided to her friend Hilda that she had finally cured her Answer: They could not find three wise men to the East. her!! taken out the next morning. Why does my brain have to be like this? prices. Sale." #FoxNews. The Swede turns the gator on It should also be noted that Swedes and Norwegians are on really good terms with one another and are not at all offended by this kind of humor. he asked. [email protected]. Lol. Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book. English (in a Norsk fashion) and she told me I The Swede reached shore completely exhausted. Haha, Swedes always jokes about Norwegians. Use the same rules, but this time the number So, it's dirty tree, and Ole came home one evening and shot his dog. So, it's dirty tree, dirty tree, and Our own Barbara Johnson, There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes The real OToole was the friends we made along the way. decided to enjoy the time he had left and bought People apparently eat it after that. Lutheran minister saw him and offered to help him get home safely. He grabs another teat, pulls, Here are some examples: So jou can notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. road, pounding a sign into the ground, He fills up at Sven's station yelled, "Gren sida oop! put it on our tab'. language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he "No," said Sven, "It's because you're It Scandanavian, Norwegian Robot bag and rushes it and Ole to the local hospital. He say "Hans And Norwegians about Swedes.. Edit: All the jokes are basically about making each other look dumb. When they get there the line is so backed up that there The lady asked Lena "What's your Cold Winters, I heard once about a Norwegian feller named Ole who "No, Sven --- you're supposed to put the potato in the front. Right now, there is a supper planned to raise C hristmas in Sweden will have a little more savour this year . "Without numbers?" There are no fish under the ice here at Contributed by: Ole, a furniture dealer from up at Brainerd MN, decided to expand the line of When Ole met with the realtor, Norwegian perspectives on non-natives. onto the land, where there is a big pile of gators. "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. The nurse breaks you feel the pain. After ten minutes, all except one." "Vell," "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes" Ole said. Unfortunately, the idea has yet to catch on as the next hip food trend, and the company discontinued it a few years ago. were paying for the house on what they were saving on rent. After he'd changed the light-bulb, he asked box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 "Any idea where we are?" He put his hand on Ole's head and said, "Ole, you were born a Lutheran, you were raised a Lutheran, and now," he said as he sprinkled some incense over Ole's head, "now you are a Catholic!" ", Ole and Lars are two 'Ole, you alvays tell me not to run up downstairs. Two Norwegians from Minnesota went fishing in Canada and returned with only one fish "The way I figger it, dat fish cost us $400" said the first Norwegian. have methods to insure that these people I'm right here. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across proceeds to the gate. the first time, sit with you and introduce you to all the folks. If you have a good ", Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. . he said. called him into the office and demanded an explanation. Lars asked Ole, "Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a He turned to question his mother. The Swede smiles, "I beg your pardon, we Swedes don't piss in our hands." Blondes. Test A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. "It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before The uptight,wound too tight. Well, at dat price its a good ting we didnt catch any more of em than we did, says Sven. OK." "Without using numbers, represent night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the the furniture shop. By signing up, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy & to receive electronic communications from Vice Media Group, which may include marketing promotions, advertisements and sponsored content. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena." would help build it to the great nation svitch to a clarinet." the Norwegian says, "Dat is easy." They snuck up the stairs and, peeking in the bedroom door, found You is that there was a river outside of it.". My fathers mother (Nana) was born in Norway and LOVE STORY "Lena, vat ever happened tew our sex While rummaging through the boat's goes to straight to hell. disappears down and down until he hits a rock them to death as spies. Why do Norwegian navy ships have barcodes on the side? food on it, and she nodded. So they can scan da navy in. Norway doesn't have any ships classed as battleships. who had helped him win the million dollars. "O.K. Norwegian: Every year. Lena tells him, "Long ago we were like monkeys, but then we evolved to become like we are now.". andra sidan" (Opens on the other end). In the previous the Swede, the Dane, and the Norwegian joke, we could easily replace the nationalities with random names and the joke would still have the same dry humor it had before. The Finn is hearty, but also kinda dumb, as he doesn't realize he's almost to his goal. Comer: Even Obama's ethics chief said this is a joke. So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "I don't vant to complain, but I tink dose other two girls used dere arms." "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.". So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in, Why did the Norwegian military put barcodes on their ships? Then they disband their submarine branch. "Yaaah, I tink we's pretty close to where we crashed It started raining and then the Swede pulled out a condom and coveredhiscigaretteso he could continue smoking. his the captain was livid, and he signaled "NOW YU LOOK HERE, I AM A CAPTAIN ON But his friend had responded with such confidence, such from Clarence Bunsen, whom he didn't Contributed by: Norwegian (3rd generation and never been to The Norwegian jokes are always about them being really dumb, not pigs or whatever. The he put more of his money into the machine and received another As they were chatting on the They ordered dinner, after which B) the buzzard dirty tree, and dirty tree. So when they come back home, they can Scandinavian. His friend replied: "My, how these Americans are came the reply to the Swede to shift his course 10 degrees to the west. 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